FAQs about hotel massage
FAQs is the acronym of “Frequently Asked Questions”. First off, it is absolutely normal that you have doubts or questions before booking our massage service, especially if this is your first time. Even before deciding if this is the service according to your needs and expectations.
If you can’t find the question and answer you are thinking of please contact us. We will be really happy to talk to you! Just before you ask: we never accept credit cards payment. You always pay cash.
FAQs and Topics
As you can see the topics of the questions go from protocol issues to intimate aspects about mating.
Most common FAQs
Let’s start with the most frequent questions (FAQs) about our service. Though if you don’t see your doubts answered here, please feel free to contact us!
“How fast will you be at my door?”
As fast as possible. Let’s stress though that panning ahead is the best guarantee for efficiency. Common sense will always give the best answer, so please call to ask! Depending on your location we can suggest you an available lady who can be quicker than others. If you choose a specific lady we will have to check her previous reservations and also her distance to your location. Traffic conditions at rush hours do matter as well. Please have in mind taxis are difficult to find in specific areas and at specific times. We always try to adapt to you.
“Are you an agency?”
No. We are a group of female masseuses and male masseurs. We split the monthly expenses to keep and promote this website. Since we value a long term relationship among us and with our clients for quality reasons we also manage all the bookings.
See the pros and cons of last minute massage!
“Masseuses or escorts?”
Setting up an appointment with a professional masseuse is different and safer than hiring an escort. The massage service is much more elaborate and set to enjoy a much longer erotic session. A session with an escort might take 10-15 minutes or just until you erupt. Massage instead will provide you with an extended enjoyment of sensual and erotic intensity for both body and mind. You won’t have any kind of surprise: with us you are 100% safe.
“FAQs: More differences between massage and mating”
As you imagine, this is a frequent FAQs. So let’s get to the point. Another difference between an escort and a professional erotic masseuse is the attitude towards your eruption. While an escort will take you there as fast as possible to end her job the sooner the better, our therapists have the opposite goal: the longer the better. Your enjoyment will be much longer and your release will be more powerful, longer and much more satisfying. Men who try massage for the first time always tell us the same:
“I just spent 3,000 € on random ladies during the weekend. But this 350 € massage has been gazillions times better”.
“What is the difference between mating and massage?”
Much more than just the obvious. First off the session time length, because in our erotic massages the therapist uses her body except vagina, anus and mouth. The lady will perform an amazing full body erotic massage ”including her breasts” for your pleasure. So the lady will not offer lollypop mating nor penetration. Your eruption is a side effect, that’s why we call it sensual massage, even if it can also be reciprocal massage. The goal is just your pleasure.
“In-call and out-call”
We can offer you both services: in-call and out-call. Though we are focusing on out-call to hotels since most of last minute calls can’t be serve at our massage studios immediately. The prices are exactly the same. We can serve you at your private apartment, at your hotel room —we are always discrete— or at a professional massage studio. We always adapt to your choice and to your personal convenience. Since prices are the same for in-call and out-call the massage you will enjoy is also the same for both options. Please understand that not all of the masseuses have a massage studio or an available place last minute.
How to contact and book”
Contacting us is very easy, you have several ways to do so: call us, send an SMS, a whatsApp message or an e-mail, whatever suites you best. You are welcomed to ask whatever questions you have. Our goal is delivering the massage you dream about.
“Planning a session”
You can plan your massage session whenever you want. We can discuss the openings for a given day or week. You can also call shortly before your desired appointment time. Sometimes some ladies are also available even 45 minutes after your call and confirmation. Don’t risk it, though 😉
About the service
As discretion, couples, groups and meeting certain conditions. Go on reading since these are relevant facts. Especially if you are new to this service.
“Discretion”
This service is absolutely discrete. The customers’ identity is not of our interest, So we never expose the customers to any kind of uncomfortable situations. Because our focus sonly our job and your satisfaction, so the service unfolds in the privacy of your hotel room. We also know all the best ways not to expose your profile. You might be hosted together with some business colleagues in the next rooms to yours. Please let us know and we will discuss the best way to be silent.
Besides, we have direct access to all hotel rooms in the main 4 and 5 stars hotels in Spain. Since we are no prostitutes we know how to dress correctly. We also speak with the right behaviour to the lobby staff if they ask us.
“Do you serve couples?”
Yes we serve all kind of couples: bisexual couples, straight couples, lesbian couples. We can serve you with two ladies. Or you can serve your spouse asking for a male masseur as well. Please make sure to discuss the most relevant details. It is relevant since we need to choose the lady that can best adapt to your fantasies! Finally, in the case you want a male masseur, please contact us ahead of times we can suggest the best masseur available.
“Do you serve ladies?”
Yes, we do serve ladies! Though lesbian clients are not frequent. Some of our masseuses also serve ladies, so please make sure to call and ask who is available to find your match!
“Do you serve massage to groups?”
Yes, we do serve all kind of groups. However we are never dealing a price for a group since each and every lady needs to get her own individual fee and pay her individual taxi rides. Oftentimes the leader of a group tries to take some advantages from the fact of dealing with us. Please be advised that we never bargain! You need to understand that even for bachelor parties we will be professional. Another FAQs is if we really get involved for hours in those parties. We usually have some more requests, so we stick to the time and services you’re hiring us for.
“Do you serve parties?”
Yes, we do serve parties, very common in Ibiza during the Summer. Though please have in mind we are a professional service, so the ladies will charge you an hourly fee. Anyway, please feel free to call so we can discuss all your questions about parties.
“Personal Faqs: Do I have to meet any conditions?”
You don’t have to meet any specific conditions to enjoy our erotic massage service —as long as you are older than 21 years. It is relevant though that you share with us the importance of personal hygiene. Mutual respect is also extremely relevant. We never serve men who think that women are “objects” or material possessions.
Payment and legal
Some clients need to know which payment methods we are accepting. Also if our service is lawful and legal in Spain. Just for a start, with us you are never going to suffer any sort of inconveniences.
“Payment”
We can only accept cash payment. Cash is the safest way for you since this will never expose your credit card. You can pay before or after enjoying the massage.
“Can I pay using American Dollars?”
We can only accept Euros since this is our currency. Though some specific masseuse could accept American dollars: this means you won’t be able to choose the lady. The exchange rates may vary, please ask us for the current exchange rates.
“Credit Cards: I need an exception!”
Only in Barcelona: if you plan ahead your session with sufficiently time ahead of time, the lady can bring a credit card machine. Then we will suggest which masseuse will serve you. Please have in mind that credit card payment is subject to an additional 10% to cover bank commissions. Finally, Credit Card payment is only available in Barcelona for the time being.
“Is your service legal?
Absolutely! We are a lawful and licensed Company. Besides paying all our taxes, each masseuse pays her own social security and reports to the Spanish “tax-man” or Ministerio de Hacienda.
“Is your massage studio legal?”
Yes. All the massage clinics or personal massage studios we can offer you in Madrid, Barcelona and Ibiza are the legal ones. These massage studios meet all the legal conditions, are licensed, pay taxes and are allowed and respected by the neighbors of the building. Anyway, we always encourage the visitors to our studios to be equally silent, respectful and act civilised at all times
“Are your massage studios discrete?”
Absolutely. As opposed to apartments run by escorts. Because our job is massage. And neighbors of the buildings where our studios are located understand it like we do: as a therapy service. A special and really intimate therapy, but therapy at last. Neighbors don’t need to have a clue about the intimate kind of massage we perform.
Curious FAQs
Every now and then we receive curious FAQs, questions we never thought about before. Like the following.
“Do you carry a massage table to the hotel?”
We use the hotel bed since it allows a closer body to body massage. After all, the goal of erotic massage is achieving some intimacy. To perform the body to body contact we are used to all kind of beds and surfaces and can equally adapt the needed pressure and grips.
“Mutual attraction”
Sometimes we are also asked about this. Does it happen? Does a masseuse get matingually excited by serving you? We can only answer if we know you from a previous massage session or during and after meeting you personally for the first time. The answer might require a bit of common sense. We are human, so we also have feelings.
“I’m nervous, it’s my first time”
Don’t be! The massage we perform on you is for your pleasure, your relaxation. Besides, the sensual and erotic massage will never hurt you. Especially since this is a bodywork for your enjoyment. This is a relevant FAQs to us. Because we don’t want you to feel scared or nervous. Once we meet in your room you will feel very at ease. Everything with flow very naturally. We are a very sympathetic and part of our job is about making you feel comfortable. You will be the only man in the world during our massage session!
“Can I achieve two or more apotheosis?”
This depends on the massage session length. Of course this is more likely during the sessions longer than 75 minutes, so also the 90 and 120 minutes massages. Though it also depends on your personal characteristics. So yes, you can achieve even more than two apotheosiss. Please let your masseuse know so she can focus on your personal assets.
Weird FAQs: “Who is answering the phone?”
We have several phone valets or concierges to answer the phone. All of them know perfectly what erotic massage is about. They also know us very well and are aware of the limits and special talents of every masseuse.
“What is better: studio in-call or hotel out-call?”
The quality of our bodywork is the same. It is your personal choice since the prices are exactly the same. Your criteria should be your convenience.
“Are your photographs real?”
Absolutely. It would be silly to offer you somebody who looks different from the pictures. All advertising masseuses look exactly how you see them on the pictures. Although this is so logical to us, other massage services are not showing real pictures of the ladies. They even show the same lady in different cities. Those are stolen pictures, frequently. Don’t risk to be disappointed! The advertising ladies book professional photo shootings to keep face and body current to the real stats. It is as important to as it might be to you that you choose the massage service performed by the masseuse following your personal preferences.
“Can I send you an e-mail?”
Absolutely! Though please have in mind that e-mails are usually to ask not just for the immediate booking but several other questions. E-mails need some extra time to accordingly elaborate the specific answers for you. So please e-mail only when planning ahead by days or weeks, never for immediate booking. Last minute massage appointments need a phone call obviously!
“Additional FAQs: Music or silence”
It is your choice when enjoying the massage in your hotel room. Some of the ladies will let you choose the play list to match the massage session: world music, oriental, relaxing, soft pop, blues or jazz. Of course we understand gentlemen who prefer the silence, for whatever reason. Please, just say so!
Final FAQs
These are the last questions, so the less frequent. So if you have any question you don’t see answered her, please feel free to contact us!
“Reviews”
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“Should I switch off my cell phone?”
Yes. It is important that the session happens in calm, privacy and intimacy. Anything disturbing like the ringing of a cell phone will break your sensual connection. So please put your cell-phone on silent or on plane mode. Though we understand you might be awaiting an important call. In this case please let us know.
“Do you travel?
Yes. We understand as traveling any massage session that needs leaving Barcelona city or Madrid city. Please call personally to discuss this. Of course we need to adapt to our previous bookings. When traveling we charge the transport fees (car, train or plane) and a hourly fee for all the time we need to be out of the city.
“Flexibility”
We can be very flexible for any kind of schedule, time and location. Please feel free to ask if you feel you need a specific special service.